Anticlima(tic Conferencing on the Titanic

“Copenhagen, for me, is a very clear deadline that I think we need to meet, and I am afraid that if we don’t, then the process will begin to slip, and […] one deadline after the other will not be met, and we sort of become the little orchestra on the Titanic.”

– CØP15 orchestrator Yvo de Boer, December 2008, speaking to George Monbiot

The Arteries of Industrialization

pipelines_map_legend(1) Russia and former Soviet states (Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazahstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan):

russia_ukraine_belarus_baltic_republics_pipelines_map(2) Middle East (Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, United Arab Emirates, Yemen, Bahrain and Lebanon):

middle_east_pipelines_map(3) Balkan area – Southeast Europe (includes Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Greece, Hungary, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, FYR Macedonia and Turkey):

balkan_area_southeast_europe_pipelines_map(4) South Asia (Afghanistan, Bangladesh, India, Myanmar, Pakistan):

south_asia_pipelines_map(5) East Asia (China, Japan, South Korea):

east_asia_pipelines_map(6) Africa:

africa_pipelines_map

The party …

{Turley, C., Blackford, J., Widdicombe, S., Lowe, D., Nightingale, P.D. and A.P. Rees, A.P., 2006: 25. Reviewing the impact of increased atmospheric CO2 on oceanic pH and the marine ecosystem. In: Schellnhuber, H J., Cramer,W., Nakicenovic, N., Wigley, T. and Yohe, G (Eds), Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change, Cambridge University Press, 8, p. 65-70}

… is about to begin

{Turley, C., Blackford, J., Widdicombe, S., Lowe, D., Nightingale, P.D. and A.P. Rees, A.P., (2006), ‘Reviewing the impact of increased atmospheric CO2 on oceanic pH and the marine ecosystem’. In: Schellnhuber, H J., Cramer,W., Nakicenovic, N., Wigley, T. and Yohe, G (Eds), Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change, Cambridge University Press, 8, p. 65-70}

Resource-Related Deceptive Alarm

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A new report by {Wheeler, B. (June 2009), Proceedings of the Royal Society B} exposes ‘R.R.D.A.’ amongst capuchin monkeys in Iguazá National Park, Argentina. The deceitful lil’ buggers proffer two-syllable cooing sounds, normally uttered in response to danger, for “no apparent reason […] other than to chase the other individuals off the food platform”.